November 23, 2004

Where I've been...

My planet was blown up one morning, that's why I'm dressed
like this, in my dressing gown. My planet was blown up with
all my clothes in it, you see. I didn't realize I'd be
coming to a party. Later, I was thrown off a spaceship.
Still in my dressing gown. Rather than the space suit one
would normally expect. Shortly after that I discovered that
my planet had originally been built for a bunch of mice.
You can imagine how I felt about that. I was then shot at
for a while and blown up.
In fact I have been blown up ridiculously often, shot at,
insulted, regularly disintegrated, deprived of tea, and
recently I crashed into a swamp and had to spend five years
in a damp cave.

Posted by orion at November 23, 2004 09:44 PM | TrackBack