I have a problem.
I never eat at McDonalds.
I, in fact, generally dislike everything about McDonalds.
But I LOVE Monopoly.
So I've eaten at the gd Mickey D's four times in the last week.
I have a grand total of $4 in Best Buy bucks, and three Park Places.
MUST.
STOP.
GOING.
TO.
MCD'S.
This coupled with spending lots of time with my ice cream devouring friends is making my clothes not fit.
I need to start working out.
I'm becoming a Steve-shaped blob.