You know you've hung out with Sarah B. when you wake up with sharpie tattoos on your knuckles and the right side of your face hurts, but you don't have a black-eye.
The best part was my brilliant drunk idea to re-enact it over the phone for the benefit of Brian and Alex's answering machine twice.
Do you believe me now?
And no, kyle, I did not hit a girl.
Seriously dude, do you think I'm the type of guy who would hit a girl?
Well, maybe if she tried to switch the TV off the NASCAR race, but that's it.