March 28, 2003

The Unbearable Lameness of Quitting Smoking...

So. I'm trying to quit smoking. It wasn't really a conscious effort. But i decided not to go out drinking on weekdays this week, and lo and behold, by Wednesday afternoon I noticed that I had only smoked a pack of cigarettes since Sunday. And I'm a pack a day guy on low stress days. So I haven't bought any new cigarettes, I finished a half pack of menthols I got as a promotion (the steve way to smoke a menthol: Wait until you're suffering from a particularly bad nic fit, take a menthol out of the pack,put it in your mouth, think of how it tastes like Vic's Vapo Rub, light it, smoke a third of it, put it out. I fucking hate menthols.), and I'd like to say, I feel better. I've also only had one beer, one burbon, and one glass of wine since Sunday as well. I've run, I've lifted, I've had more energy, I've slept better.

I would also like to say...

I REALLY REALLY REALLY NEED A FUCKING CAMEL FILTER OR LUCKY STRIKE OR MARLBORO RED AND A FUCKING MAKER'S MARK AND WATER RIGHT NOW!

Thank you.

Posted by orion at March 28, 2003 02:14 PM | TrackBack